What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What makes girls masturbate?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

What are your thoughts on the trend of Americans labeling themselves as "TikTok refugees" and migrating to the Chinese social media platform RedNote (Xiaohongshu)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love